Subversive Cult of the Vampire Squid

I painted this with a massive brush. Unfortunately, the painting is small. There's a secret rule in oil painting; I'll tell you as long as you don't tell anybody else...paint with WATERCOLOR brushes!!! Daniel Horne taught me this. I was worried the Art Police would show up and haul me away, and they did, but after they released me I went right back to it. They still show up from time to time to rough me up, but I feel the exchange is worth it.